What do we do?

Whatever sounds fun this week. Here's the current list.

We host:

VOIP, assuming nobody is microwaving noodles nearby.
Websites that don't mind the occasional midnight reboot.
Game servers that run smoother than our KD ratios.
Virtual machines, because we would not give keys to our bare metal.
Containers, until we forget which port we mapped.
LLMs, as long as they promise not to unionize.
Anything we like, we host. Bribes accepted in pizza.
Something we don't like? Ask nicely, we're easily convinced.